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Kaoring Machines Sexy Drum Pants

Kaoring Machines Sexy Drum Pants  ·  Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfDVPe_W738

Yes, you read that correctly: Electric Sexy Drum Pants. I don’t find them sexy and have no idea why anyone would make such a thing, but Kaoring Machine has done just that, they’ve made a MIDI controller and fitted it into the crotch of a pair of pants.

Crotch Rhythms

I would say the last place you would want to hit would be your crotch, as it’ll just end in tears. See the video below to see exactly what I am talking about. I have no words to describe or make sense of this ‘musical’ craziness, though I’m pretty sure no one in their right mind would want a pair of these. But then again all my drummer friends are all a bit odd, so who knows?

Plenty of jokes to be had here involving either the clap, bongos or paradiddles. All you need now is your pizza box DJ controller and it’s off down to Hoxton to get down with all your hipster mates.

Avoid kicking the bass drum and anyone with a set of mallets…

Find out more – if you must – on the Kaoring Machine site 

by Jef

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